Are you serious? In my spare time, I am not a member of Psychic Friends Network. If you keep asking me that, I'll take out my chronometer and start a card reading session with you. I have to warn you though that the fee is $50/30 minutes. Emergency rate. Otherwise I'll open my agenda and schedule you for one. That is only $30/30 minutes.
2. "ZOMG WOOT come like my new page on facebook"
Honestly, I think every minute at least 20 pages like yours are created on facebook. All of them being the same - sharing the same memes, sharing the same "deep quotes" that actually make no sense in the context, bragging about the fact that overnight they became some new kind of guru destined to enlighten humankind to the bliss of love. No, sorry, for one, you are kind of late. The hippie movement happened several decades ago. What exactly should I like about your page?
3. Poorly fit bras.
Either they are too small (cup and band) and then you see muffintops above the top line of the bra, under the arm, above and below the bra on the back sides; or they are too big and stuffed/padded and they move with the blouse they're wearing and sometimes rest diagonally on the chest, with one small boob above the bra and one below it. Saw a lady today - of the first category - and she looked like a bread that had raised and fallen over the margins of the pan. Second catergory always reminds me of my Sissy-poo.
There's more. I'll remember them, as they come to me. In bits and pieces (oh, the joys of chemobrain). Anyway, on a lighter note, here's a guy that makes me laugh all the time. And in this specific videoclip, the stripper club part makes me laugh uncontrollably for at least 5 minutes.
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